30 April 1875, on Walpurgis Eve, the French or Austrian or British antiquarian, cartographer, artist, explorer and raconteur extraordinaire Jean-Frédéric Maximilien de Waldeck died allegedly at the age of 109 in Paris.
"Ah! that was vary true story—but Miss Wardour, she is so sly and so witty, that she has made it just like one romance—as well as Goethe or Wieland could have done it, by mine honest wort." (Sir Walter Scott “The Fortunes of Martin Waldeck“)
|Lions in Pre-Columbian America? |
Absolutely, at least according to Jean-Frédéric Waldeck
|A “comital Methuselah” - |
contemporary photograph of centenarian
Jean-Frédéric Maximilien Comte de Waldeck
Novelist Ludwig Kalisch, a bit of a raconteur himself, wrote of a “comital Methuselah”, a stately old man he would have met at a hatter’s in Paris in 1868. On assignment for the popular German magazine “Die Gartenlaube”, Kalisch decided to investigate and asked the alleged centenarian Count Friedrich von Waldeck to tell his story. Naturally, the accomplished anecdotist complied and launched an autobiography that involved him with nearly every celebrity dead by 1850. Allegedly born in 1766 in Prague as the scion of a minor German noble family, the tribe relocated to Paris when Johann Friedrich was ten. Lead astray by an immoral priest with the credo “Amuse-toi! Fais comme moi!“, the young, gifted Bohemian noble lived the high life, had to flee to South Africa before the Revolution came, returned during the climaxing terreur, became a friend of Danton, saw the end of Citoyen Capet and wife, accompanied Boney to Egypt and sailed with Surcouf, met Scott and Byron in London, Cochrane in Chile until the purported polymath decided to turn explorer and archaeologist and made significant discoveries among the old Mesoamerican ruins deep in the jungle and what not. Showing Kalisch the scars ball, sabre cuts and rattlesnake bites had left on his ageing but still able body, the one he dragged every day up and down at least once to and from his flat on the fifth floor despite his advanced age, the count left quite the impression with Kalisch and the thousands of credulous subscribers of the “Gartenlaube”. Little, if anything had, in all probability, occurred in the way Waldeck reported, but at least there were two achievements he could enter in the books as his by right. One was exploring in Mexico, the other was the reworking and re-publishing of half forgotten Renaissance smut, the I Modi (The Ways). Back in the 1520s, Marcantonio Raimondi, Italy’s first notable printmaker, recognised the brilliant idea of taking advantage of a new mass medium to peddle porn en masse and published 16 engravings of sexual positions, somewhat pretentiously labelled “De omnibus Veneris Schematibus“, once crafted by a student of Raphael. Poet Pietro Arretino had versified 16 saucy sonnets to go with the images, the whole package was probably the first publication of the modern age that coupled erotic images with appropriate texts and was promptly banned by the church and all copies destroyed. Some fragments survived, but Waldeck claimed he had found the whole set of “Aretino's Postures“. In a convent near ancient Palenque in Mexico, of all the places.
The 19th century’s sultry imaginations of nunneries taken for granted, “Amuse-toi! Fais comme moi!“, there is no convent around Palenque and its old Maya ruins, but, for once, Waldeck really was in Mexico. Even if his antecedents of going north on his own to explore after he left Lord Cochrane in Chile, repelled by the mariner’s brusque manners, is another myth of Waldeck’s as well as his claim to have mapped Yucatan for the first time. During the 1820s he already had indeed contact with ancient Mesoamerican art. Hired by a Parisian publisher to enhance drawings from an 18th century travelogue about Palenque, “Description of the Ruins of an Ancient City“, Waldeck created small works of art. In every sense, since he made the Mesoamerican ruins look like Egyptian relics, supporting a current theory that the place was built by a Lost Tribe of Israel or the other. When he finally went there, in 1825, strolling around Mexico after getting the sack from an English mining company that had originally employed him as an engineer, Waldeck did explore Pre-Columbian sites for the next eight years, Palenque and Uxmal among them, and gave his imagination free rein. Reliefs of rain gods he saw became elephants, ancient Maya kings and priests wore Phrygian caps, the whole architectural setting became more and more Egyptian with lions populating the scene and all that. The engravings Waldeck crafted were brilliant and, as his patron Lord Kingsborough mentioned, "fanciful in the extreme." Waldeck’s collection of engravings, called “Voyage pittoresque et archéologique dans la province d'Yucatan pendant les années 1834 et 1836“, published in 1838, did considerably influence contemporary academic discussions about the origins of Pre-Columbian civilisations and the idea of contact between the Americas and the Old World in antiquity to this day. Waldeck, however, settled in Paris for good, continued to tell tale tales and did engravings until his alleged 100th birthday in 1866 when Kalisch met him. He died a few years later, on Walpurgis Eve of the year 1875, one of the few proven dates in his biography, allegedly of a heart attack after ogling a pretty girl on the Champs-Élysées.
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|Waldeck's take on 16th century erotica - engraving from his 1850s publication of "I Modi"|
|Seeing the elephant, e.g. on the head of Mayan royalty while the wife strikes a classical pose|
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